A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned breakbaby!
On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”
Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.
When a baby is conceived out of anger or disatisfaction with the reason to remain in a current long lasting relationship instead of letting the male figure go out and mate with another female.
Robert and I took a break from our long relationship and we already have a kid. He is seeing some new girl that I just heard about and I told him that I was having another baby. It was a make it or break it baby.
Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way is when you slap a chick on the forehead with your penis so hard that it fractures her skull and leaves a dick imprint on her forhead and made her break dance on the floor all the way then proceeded to get brain damage
Tony did a chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way and I got brain damage
Similar to a food baby, when a person consumes large amounts of carbohydrates (e.g.- breads, pastas, rice) and their stomach protrudes, looking pregnant.
I have to stop eating so many carbs or else I'm going to birth a bread baby.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.