break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!
by stxnthamix March 03, 2016
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Boner Donor

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.
Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!
by stxnthamix September 18, 2017
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Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.
Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(
by stxnthamix February 05, 2018
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Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.
The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!
by stxnthamix July 19, 2020
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Ejaculation Station

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!
by stxnthamix February 07, 2018
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Relationshit

Sorry I was an asshole the other day bro, I was just going through some relationshit.
by stxnthamix May 05, 2018
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Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.
I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...
by stxnthamix September 18, 2017
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