stxnthamix's definitions

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 28, 2015

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015

Relationshit

The bullshit you have to deal with while in a relationship.

Sorry I was an asshole the other day bro, I was just going through some relationshit.

by stxnthamix June 2, 2018

Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

by stxnthamix July 19, 2020

Maskhole

Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.

My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a mask… What a maskhole!

by stxnthamix July 20, 2020

Boner Donor

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017