stxnthamix's definitions

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 28, 2015

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015

Relationshit

The bullshit you have to deal with while in a relationship.

Sorry I was an asshole the other day bro, I was just going through some relationshit.

by stxnthamix June 2, 2018

Boner Donor

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.

Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Womb broom

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016