Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

by stxnthamix July 19, 2020

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 28, 2015

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Boner Donor

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

Womb broom

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Maskhole

Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.

My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a mask… What a maskhole!

by stxnthamix July 20, 2020

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015