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Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

brass donkey by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

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brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.

I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.

brass donkey punch by Tsquare May 1, 2005

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Brass Donkey Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, this sexual maneuver incorporates brass knuckles for that extra kick to get you over the hump.

After the original Donkey Punch lost its luster, Matt broke out his brass knuckles and Brass Donkey Punched his fuck buddy Sarah.

Brass Donkey Punch by Mario N. Luigi February 27, 2009

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donkey bass

low frequency oriented music rooted in funk, often overly exciting and known to induce booty wiggling and krunkness inside the place; techniques used to produce this sound are often low frequency oscillations, created by analog or software based synthesizers, however Squarepusher has been known to render this sound with a bass guitar and effects

That dj was dropping the most retarded donkey bass I've ever heard.

donkey bass by Andrew Luck September 7, 2006

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brassmonkey

Referring to very harsh or severe weather

Cor luv a duck, its brassmonkey weather.

Or

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

brassmonkey by pillock September 24, 2004

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Brassmonkey

a derek short that is monkey like...has an extremely large cock n balls...likes to make monkey noises in mrs gnaus biology class.. Loves to get his d wet

OMG HE IS SUCH A BRASSMONKEY

Brassmonkey by RODRIGO BAJO April 9, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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