A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff

wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot

branston daley by not branston at all February 8, 2021

Branston

Branston is a sweet and wonderful person. Branstons are the best partners in the world and will be fully dedicated throughout a relationship. Adorable people. Also another name for a pickle.

"He is definitely a Branston."
"Wow, maybe I should go out with him."

Branston by Emily the Epic June 29, 2009

Branton 

The most charming handsome man in the world he has great looks and he treats girls right. He is the kind of man that will give you his own shirt off his back if needed. Branton is the most amazing person in the world

Oh my god he is such a branton.
Did you see that branton over there?

Branton by Coreyjones420 March 24, 2019

Branton 

An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.

"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."

Branton by Slutface_420 May 18, 2018

Branston FC 

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

Branston FC by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

branxton

Branxton, a small bogan town in NSW Australia.

Branxton has two cemeteries and no hospital so drive carefully

branxton by belljamin March 28, 2008