brandtley 

Someone with shiny blonde hair, chill, smooth, athletic, good with the ladies, good looking, a loyal friend, loves Jesus.

Wow! You see that guy, what a Brandtley!

brandtley by Yaboi2002 May 20, 2019

Aaron Bradley 

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.

Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

Aaron Bradley by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Bradley Griffin-Salt by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.

girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter

bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

bradley burkle 

A popular star in asia whose most famous for his roles in adult films such as " my son is a transvestite" and " flaming erotica" (tittles translated)

"Hey bro you watch that bradley burkle video?"
"Circle burkle? Way too hardcore, i only like soft gay porn"

bradley burkle by not_alex_and_maddie August 26, 2014

Pulling a Bradley 

The art of skipping school and staying home to play a new game that has just been released.

Phil: The new Resident Evil 6 game is coming out tomorrow!
Matt: I'm thinking of pulling a Bradley so I can stay home and no-life it!
Phil: Me too!

Pulling a Bradley by Pulling a Mervin October 6, 2012