When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol
That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.
The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.
He’s and absolute shit. Honestly he’s kind of funny sometimes but most of the time he’s an annoying little twat. Every single time you see him you kick him in the tail bone, and he usually just shoves you out of annoyance. Once he shoved you so hard you couldn’t bend your spine, but that’s ok.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'