Brandon J 

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

Brandon J by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

brandon johnson 

a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.

"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.

brandon johnson by jj stockton June 15, 2009

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

Brandon Jaffray by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Brandon Jennings 

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.

If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

Brandon Jennings by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010

Brandon Jose 

Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire

Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU

Brandon Jose by Iamprettydamncool December 4, 2021

Brandon Johnson 

Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".

Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.

He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.

Brandon Johnson by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014

brandon james 

Athletic,cymer boi,fornite basher,

Brandon James you fortnite basher.

brandon james by Brandon James boi February 5, 2018