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braintazed

At the moment of sexual orgasmA combined feeling of getting the numbing pain of a brainfreeze from a slushy and the momentary paralysis tingling pins and needles feeling from been shot with a tazer
wifey...(gasping for air) what’s wrong, are you ok Hun,

hubby... wow, that sex was a totally mind altering experience; I can’t move for the sensations I’m feeling, I feel like I just got BRAINTAZED......
braintazed by Logan & Lexie January 26, 2019
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well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.
We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.
Braintard by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Brainraped 

Being so stoned that you feel completely weightless, also used to describe the pounding sensation in your head after a few heavy bong's.
After smoking all that weed, jake was completely brainraped
Brainraped by MrSwan June 24, 2010
a very foolish person.
Braintards cannot do well in exams.
braintard by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013

Brainpated

That odd far feeling you have when you have exacting the image of what you want to say but no word
Take hence the frase "cats got your tounge"
Yes it's like that one movie.............. *Brainpated can't think of shit.... 3 days later you call your friend and say the movie name, your friends like "thanks shit head I was sleeping, it's 3am !!!"
Brainpated by WTF Tod! October 4, 2015
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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