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braintazed

At the moment of sexual orgasmA combined feeling of getting the numbing pain of a brainfreeze from a slushy and the momentary paralysis tingling pins and needles feeling from been shot with a tazer
wifey...(gasping for air) what’s wrong, are you ok Hun,

hubby... wow, that sex was a totally mind altering experience; I can’t move for the sensations I’m feeling, I feel like I just got BRAINTAZED......
braintazed by Logan & Lexie January 26, 2019
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well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.
We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.
Braintard by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007
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Brainraped 

Being so stoned that you feel completely weightless, also used to describe the pounding sensation in your head after a few heavy bong's.
After smoking all that weed, jake was completely brainraped
Brainraped by MrSwan June 24, 2010
a very foolish person.
Braintards cannot do well in exams.
braintard by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013

Brainpated

That odd far feeling you have when you have exacting the image of what you want to say but no word
Take hence the frase "cats got your tounge"
Yes it's like that one movie.............. *Brainpated can't think of shit.... 3 days later you call your friend and say the movie name, your friends like "thanks shit head I was sleeping, it's 3am !!!"
Brainpated by WTF Tod! October 4, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026