brainrail 

To forcibly fuck somebody or something's head so hard that your penis (or some other foreign object) penetrates that somebody or something's brain.

If that parrot doesn't shut up I am totally going to brainrail it.

brainrail by Cat Milker August 19, 2011

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.

You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!

Braincakle by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.

This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.

Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009

BrainRape 

Gleaning someone for information.

Obtaining much information from one person.

"I totally brainraped Amber for the French homework!!"

BrainRape by Captain O. March 15, 2010

Brainal 

When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018

Brainal 

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

Brainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Brainal 

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018