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Brainmail 

Etymology

Blend of Brainwash and Blackmail

Noun

To extort an effect upon one's memory, belief, or ideas.

Verb

to brainmail (third-person singular simple present brainmails, present participle brainmailing, simple past and past participle brainmailed)

1. To affect and extort one's mind by using extreme mental pressure by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.; as, to blackmail a merchant by threatening to expose an alleged fraud

2. To persuade & re-educate

3. consisting and threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. of any effort aimed at instilling certain attitudes and beliefs in a person — beliefs sometimes unwelcome or in conflict with the person's prior beliefs and knowledge.
I will never be brainmail by force into joining in a FBI, CIA, or any other cults.
Brainmail by MikeKal July 19, 2009
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Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.
You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!
Braincakle by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009
When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018
the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal
You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"
Brainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018

BrainRaisin 

A brainraisin is reference to some stupid, irrational and underdog verbal or textual expression... just say something stupid; like this last paragraph defining BrainRaisins.
bff: say it again brainraisin
me: .... *sigh*
BrainRaisin by UrbanTuner December 18, 2019