Etymology
Blend of Brainwash and Blackmail
Noun
To extort an effect upon one's memory, belief, or ideas.
Verb
to brainmail (third-person singular simple present brainmails, present participle brainmailing, simple past and past participle brainmailed)
1. To affect and extort one's mind by using extreme mental pressure by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.; as, to blackmail a merchant by threatening to expose an alleged fraud
2. To persuade & re-educate
3. consisting and threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. of any effort aimed at instilling certain attitudes and beliefs in a person — beliefs sometimes unwelcome or in conflict with the person's prior beliefs and knowledge.
Blend of Brainwash and Blackmail
Noun
To extort an effect upon one's memory, belief, or ideas.
Verb
to brainmail (third-person singular simple present brainmails, present participle brainmailing, simple past and past participle brainmailed)
1. To affect and extort one's mind by using extreme mental pressure by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.; as, to blackmail a merchant by threatening to expose an alleged fraud
2. To persuade & re-educate
3. consisting and threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. of any effort aimed at instilling certain attitudes and beliefs in a person — beliefs sometimes unwelcome or in conflict with the person's prior beliefs and knowledge.
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This math problem is a brainal rape
Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.
Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.
Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
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Get the Brainal mug.the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.
brain + anal = brainal
brain + anal = brainal
You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).
This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.
"the ass always knows"
This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.
"the ass always knows"
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