Brainfucking

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.

Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"

by immaterial labour February 5, 2015

brainfucking

the process of getting into ones head n fucking shit up.

"were you just staring at that bitch?"

"no.. i was brainfucking her"

by cleverfckrs October 4, 2009

brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.

1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.

by i.o. January 26, 2007

Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

Brindfuckingsplogasm

The act of one's brain and mind explosively fornicating upon the discovery of an incredibly unexpected, beautiful, ironic, obvious, or otherwise extraordinary truth.

I just found out that Cookie Monster from Sesame Street is the character behind the phrase "om nom nom." I think I'm having a brindfuckingsplogasm.

by Cookie-omnomnom-Monster July 17, 2012

Brain fucking

The act of inserting ones penis in a persons ear and literally fucking someone else’s brain

Guy 1: how did your wife die again?
Guy 2: we were brain fucking a bit to hard

by No cool name ideas January 20, 2020

Braincucking

Portmanteau of brainwash and cucking. The overuse of AI causes a person to develop an emotional attachment to it, which in turn causes a person to avoid forming bonds with actual individuals.
Braincucking, braincucked, a braincuck.

“His constant ChatGPT usage in braincucking him into a relationship with an AI wife instead of interacting with his actual wife.”

by slth October 2, 2025