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twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
twitter brain by coystags May 19, 2020

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.
Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.
Twitter Brain by Night whisperer December 18, 2020

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026