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brain cramp

spacing out for a moment or becoming very confused.
if someone was saying something and you misheard them, you could say 'brain cramp' or 'I'm having a brain cramp' to explain how you're confused or explain something idiotic you said.
by shivani patel July 27, 2006
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Brain Cramp

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
by gr8desius November 17, 2009
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brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
by J January 28, 2005
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Campaign Brain

When you are focused in on a single campaign and it's all you want to let into your mind to think about and expand executions on.
I have campaign brain, don’t talk to me right now.
by Arjin Trulhi November 25, 2025
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Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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Brian Campbell

He / she who goes above and beyond compared to anyone else. Who's work drive can never be limited nor achieved by anyone else cause he's too awesome.
At my workplace, there a few workers that are hard working, almost as good as Brian Campbell but not quite. They'll never be as good.
by MatthewPearson March 17, 2025
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