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Brain Cramp 

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
Brain Cramp by gr8desius November 17, 2009

brain-cramp 

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
brain-cramp by J January 28, 2005

Campaign Brain

When you are focused in on a single campaign and it's all you want to let into your mind to think about and expand executions on.
I have campaign brain, don’t talk to me right now.
Campaign Brain by Arjin Trulhi November 25, 2025

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) 

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

Brian Campbell 

He / she who goes above and beyond compared to anyone else. Who's work drive can never be limited nor achieved by anyone else cause he's too awesome.
At my workplace, there a few workers that are hard working, almost as good as Brian Campbell but not quite. They'll never be as good.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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