bottomistic

Adjective;

Having the characteristics, traits, or ideology of being a bottom.

Them:

"I love just snuggling under the covers with my bf, he keeps warm."
*Blushes happily*

Me:

"This whole interaction has shown me how everything about you screams bottom. you are the most bottomistic person I know"

by Okami_KIRK December 3, 2021

boftimistic

used to describe someone who is optimistic that he will "get lucky". Most often refers to situations such as bars and clubs. (see Boff for more detailed explanation of the particular nature of this act). In a sense this means "wishful thinking" in regard to sex.

Daniel was feeling rather boftimistic, so he brought a few extra condoms with him to the club.

by elle renae August 2, 2010

bottomitis

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.

Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!

by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

red bottomisity

It's when you are really horny and a guy can just look at you and tell you want to be fucked.

I'm feeling red bottomisity tonight. I hope Chad notices.

by dklfj;adl July 30, 2005