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boftimistic 

used to describe someone who is optimistic that he will "get lucky". Most often refers to situations such as bars and clubs. (see Boff for more detailed explanation of the particular nature of this act). In a sense this means "wishful thinking" in regard to sex.
Daniel was feeling rather boftimistic, so he brought a few extra condoms with him to the club.
boftimistic by elle renae August 2, 2010
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bottomistic 

Adjective;

Having the characteristics, traits, or ideology of being a bottom.
Them:

"I love just snuggling under the covers with my bf, he keeps warm."
*Blushes happily*

Me:

"This whole interaction has shown me how everything about you screams bottom. you are the most bottomistic person I know"
bottomistic by Okami_KIRK December 3, 2021
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Boffinistic 

Content, or commentary, that is technical or scientific in nature.

(Antonym: non-boffinistic)
Anne: What did you think of that lecture?
Fred: I thought it was quite boffinistic but, I tried to keep up.
Boffinistic by Doppelgänger August 23, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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