by Bob December 18, 2004
**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 31, 2015
When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.
Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.
by gyaradocious September 5, 2019
I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.
You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.
You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.
by b0bonthej0b May 12, 2011
Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.
by The Realesttssssss June 1, 2018
I know it's both
Iam "Right, right it's both but I'm not talking about to you. You get it. You see things at the level of the individual. But the horde does not. THAT'S what I want to know. Does the horde think I'm the good one or the bad one? I mean I'm sure it varies from one person to the next, right? (Obviously) but, in general, how does the horde see me?"
Hym "Negatively. That's how. Hahaha!"
Iam "....... You're not curious at all?"
Hym "Well, if they thought we were Jesus they would be mobbing us begging to be healed (because if you have the power to heal the sick; all anyone is ever going to want you to do is heal people all day every day. An idea the was explored once in "The 1100" and again I'm "Re:Do of Healer") or if they thought we were Jesus they would be lighting us on fire or something. So... As long as they don't think we are better then them in any capacity we should be safe."
Hym "Negatively. That's how. Hahaha!"
Iam "....... You're not curious at all?"
Hym "Well, if they thought we were Jesus they would be mobbing us begging to be healed (because if you have the power to heal the sick; all anyone is ever going to want you to do is heal people all day every day. An idea the was explored once in "The 1100" and again I'm "Re:Do of Healer") or if they thought we were Jesus they would be lighting us on fire or something. So... As long as they don't think we are better then them in any capacity we should be safe."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Masturbating with both of your hands
by PooperLooping May 13, 2021