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Bork’d 

When someone volunteers you for a task with little to no preparation for the task. It typically involves your boss or your bosses boss.
“Hey man I need you to cover down on this meeting at 0900”
“Okay what is it about”
“You’ll find out it’s simple stuff”
God damn, I’m getting Bork’d””
Bork’d by Borkenheimer January 10, 2024

Bork me daddy 

To get a daddy to Bork you is to get a daddy to play with dem tiddies for as long as the daddy pleases
Oh Bork me daddy, Bork me good 😏

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Dry Bork 

To engage in an act of borking without the aid of any sort of lubricant.

Nobody wins in a dry bork.
"I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'"
Dry Bork by MoreChris4You June 2, 2012

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

maximum borkdrive 

When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo
Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!
maximum borkdrive by wigga_9001 November 3, 2017