bork'd

Internet slang for broken.

This stat system is bork'd.

by Zero295 March 7, 2017

Bork’d

When someone volunteers you for a task with little to no preparation for the task. It typically involves your boss or your bosses boss.

“Hey man I need you to cover down on this meeting at 0900”
“Okay what is it about”
“You’ll find out it’s simple stuff”
“God damn, I’m getting Bork’d””

by Borkenheimer January 10, 2024

Bork me daddy

To get a daddy to Bork you is to get a daddy to play with dem tiddies for as long as the daddy pleases

Oh Bork me daddy, Bork me good 😏

by (｡･̑◡･̑｡) December 13, 2019

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 6, 2010

Dry Bork

To engage in an act of borking without the aid of any sort of lubricant.

Nobody wins in a dry bork.

"I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'"

by MoreChris4You June 2, 2012

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

maximum borkdrive

When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo

Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!

by wigga_9001 November 3, 2017