When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.
A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.
When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.
When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.