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bowlcrastination 

The process of having a bowl loaded in front of you, but being to high to realize that it's ready.
Man I was so high, i had bowlcrastination!
bowlcrastination by moistninja42 November 11, 2014

brocrastination 

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
brocrastination by jtregoat October 29, 2008

Borcrastinating 

Being bored yet procrastinating at the same time. Knowing you have things you should be doing but instead insist on being bored
I have a math test Wednesday that I need to study for but instead I'm going to sit here and play idiotic games on the ]computer]. Borcrastinating.
Borcrastinating by Mr. Tmazing March 2, 2009

Brocrastination 

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
Brocrastination by prisonfister December 7, 2017

Brewcrastination 

The act of abstaining from drinking more than one beer at a party until you are able to evaluate how drunk everybody else is getting, and therefore how drunk you can safely get without being considered to be a drunken jackass.
I practiced brewcrastination last night until Eric ran by with a lampshade on his head. Then I knew it was okay to really start drinking.
Brewcrastination by TheCrastinator October 16, 2010

Brocrastination 

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.
Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.
Brocrastination by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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