Brewcrastination

The act of abstaining from drinking more than one beer at a party until you are able to evaluate how drunk everybody else is getting, and therefore how drunk you can safely get without being considered to be a drunken jackass.

I practiced brewcrastination last night until Eric ran by with a lampshade on his head. Then I knew it was okay to really start drinking.

Brewcrastination by TheCrastinator October 16, 2010

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brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

brocrastination by jtregoat October 29, 2008

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Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms

I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.

Brocrastination by prisonfister December 7, 2017

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Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011