bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

bopping bologna by T May 25, 2004

bopping your bologna 

Old-school prison slang for masturbating.

Greg, why are you always bopping your bologna when you should be studying for your final exams?

bopping your bologna by Dr. Kalud December 13, 2009

bologna bopping 

It's another word for jerking off

last night I was bologna bopping to your sister

bologna bopping by Timmyoes March 1, 2017

boppin the bologna 

for a male to masturbate

Bill was in the bathroom boppin the bologna.

boppin the bologna by J. Kemp May 8, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019