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banger so
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ll make you twerk uncontrollably. Guaranteed to make any party lit. Can be dropped on any day, but Fridays are recommended to ensure maximum recovery time before Monday. Recommended for experienced partygoers only.
(Warning: May cause extremely sore butt cheeks, broken stereos, and temporary hearing loss. If engaging in sexual intercourse, impregnation will likely occur due to sperm traveling faster than the speed of sound. Do not waste
money on a condom, as it will surely break.)