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I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

DJ Booth Pain In The Ass 

When you assist of guest DJ, and they keep having requests.
I hate DJ Booth Pain In The Ass

Giulia, we need another fuckin drink!
Giulia, where is our bottle?
Giulia, get me the promoter!

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch 

Colloquial term for Kanye of the West, celebrity ranter and leather jogging pants enthusiast.
Get off of Twitter and raise your kids you fingers in the booty ass bitch.

dick in the booty ass nigga

Someone who is acting like a flaming homosexual.

shitty booty ass 

when something is wrong/bad it is shitty booty ass
some nigga gave me shitty booty ass food for dinner
shitty booty ass by bozoballs July 2, 2021

stanky booty ass lil boy

usually an african american child still wearing depends, who has recently shitted himself and hasnt told anyone and continues to play until noticed by his mother or auntie or older sister.
COME HERE....DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?, **sniffs**, YOU DID!, GO BRING ME A DIAPER YOU STANKY BOOTY ASS LIL BOY!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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