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bootlace 

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.
Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.
bootlace by ___TC___ September 8, 2006

Cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces

Scouce (Liverpudlian) term for very cold indeed
Its cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces whack

The cobblers bootlace 

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.
''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026