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A boonch originates from the rare, non-existent horny honking boonch, a bird related to the goose.

Boonch describes any annoying, bitchy, creepy, slutty, or generally disliked person.

Note: Sometimes used as a casual, friendly greeting.

Common uses of the word include:
Boonchy, Boonchy 'tude, raunchy boonch, honking boonch, etc.
"I bumped into her in the hallway and she mean-mugged me."
"What a honking boonch."
Boonch by alaxdankn January 6, 2010
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Noun
Something or someone you have a general distaste for. Used as filler to describe in a generally negative way, however can be used in an endearing way.
"Uncle jimmy likes to touch my private parts, what a dirty BOONCH."

"That burger was nasty, what a BOONCHY meal!"

"What is up my BOONCH?"
Boonch by bodiggles June 12, 2023
Someone that is a combination of a butch and a wench. Usually used towards nasty fat assed shitty bitch women.
Damn yo, I got hella drunk off my ass and boned some nasty boonch.

You fucking boonch!
Boonch by Andrew the Android October 16, 2008

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

anne boonchuy 

A Veryyyyyyy traumatized 13 year old girl who gets betrayed alooot
P1:are you and Anne boonchuy kinnie?
P2:…yeah
P1:damn bro you need a hug?…… or a therapist
anne boonchuy by ImadragANNEfly November 13, 2021

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017

Anne Boonchuy 

A word used to describe a sad 13 year old who has been betrayed almost 3 times, one by her adoptive father because he hid some sparkly box that transported them to a little frog world, once by a friend named marcy who knew they would get transported to the little frog world, and once by her friend sasha who threatened to execute her adoptive father.
"Hey, your such an Anne Boonchuy!!"
"stfu"
Anne Boonchuy by joswjioe February 16, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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