Person who is an idiot and has no clue what is going on in the world around them. This person can also be a superfatass who wears a burger king crown on his head (Ex. King Bungmuffin)
King Bungmuffin liked the look of Johnny Odaseed's sexy ass so he offered him some dead chicken.
1. Used to expressfrustration or disappointment, typically sympathetically.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur.
Chad, "Hey bro, I snapped my surfboard in half after I biffed on a gnarly wave yesterday."
Ted, "Dude, that's a steamy batch of bummermuffins right there..."