boogerflake

That unexpected thin layer of dry snot that flies out of your nose when you exhale too strongly.

As I was about to read the book i was embarrassed to find that a boogerflake had fallen out of my nose

by pseudomike February 22, 2009

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

by projectmatter May 8, 2009

boogerfucker

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger

PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

by smelly booger 123 June 24, 2023

boogerface

1.)one with a snot covered face.
2.)another word for shithead or any other insulting term.

jesse cheated on his llama....he is such a boogerface!

by SuzannexOwnsxYou March 29, 2007

boomerflake

Portmanteau of ‘boomer’ and ‘snowflake.’

It’s common knowledge that Trump-loving boomers often use words like ‘snowflake’ to disparage members of younger generations who stand up for basic decency and human rights or get offended when those values are violated or attacked.

‘Boomerflake’ is a word for a particular kind of boomer - one who has absolutely no respect for people who aren’t white, middle-aged, natural-born, and wealthy, but also erupts in righteous indignation every time someone challenges his hegemony or points out his prejudices.

Middle-Aged Asshole: Obama was a Muslim. ‘Hussein’ is Obama’s middle name and it was also Saddam Hussein’s last name. Therefore by the transitive property of bullshit, Obama is Muslim and Crowdstrike orchestrated the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Ordinary Millennial: OK boomer.

Middle-Aged Asshole: That’s ageist! I’m a member of the greatest generation! We invented mortgage-backed securities and sought the answer to life’s big question: ‘what if we had ALL the money?’

Millennial: OK boomerflake.

by timr211 November 13, 2019

boogerface

1. when you blow your nose and have snot stuck to your fucking face. you cry 'Bitches im on fire get the squirre pee!!!'

3. when you figure out this should be a 2
when you go to the number two for 6 hours straight like you yes im talking about you chubby toes

ah shitface im such a boogerface i forgot my daily dose of cum

by wowyougotbigboobs November 6, 2020

boogerflicker

Someone who flicks their boogers.

Brynn is a boogerflicker.

by Billy Bob Roy May 19, 2006