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boob boner 

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.
"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."
booty boner by The Chaks July 19, 2017

boob boner 

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.
boob boner by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 25, 2008

boob boner 

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
boob boner by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 9, 2008

bobby boner 

a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a testicle.
"That Bobby Boner threw up on me again"
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"

"inventor of the uni-ball pen."
bobby boner by geeeay March 7, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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