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boobatonic 

A state of mind where a person is mentally paralyzed by the sight of a really nice rack. Symptoms of a boobatonic state include drooling, staring uncontrollably, and incoherent speech. The boobatonic episode can last for hours, depending on the seriousness of the particular person's level of immunity to boobs, and the amount and quality of nearby boobs.
Oh my gaaawd, I've gone boobatonic! Look at that rack!

Jim seems to have fallen into boobatosis, she wasn't wearing a bra!
boobatonic by Ivan Yackinov July 1, 2008
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Boobonic Plate 

Boobonic Plate is a common response to anything said or asked by your friends or family. Not to be confused with Bubonic plague, this word is much more sophisticated and much more confusing to read.
Dont worry, the Boobonic Plate will save us.

Boobatronic 

a state of of mind, when you're fixed on boobs, nearly dangerous to get paranoid.
Guy 1: "Hey Frank, this is sooo sick, everywhere I look, I only see boooooooobs!"

Guy 2: "Yhea man, this place is fuckin boobatronic"!
Boobatronic by Moppo & Frank the tank September 22, 2012

boobonic 

crazy fuck, uncontrolling rage
shut the fuck up before i go boobonic on your ass
boobonic by loserboy951 July 7, 2005

Boobonic Plague 

A disease that spreads through airborne contract. Most people are able to avoid the disease but the infected, mostly women, are cursed with massive breasts.
"Damn, did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, her boobs are HUGE!"

"Yeah, it's like she has the boobonic plague."
Boobonic Plague by Kovlalani December 30, 2018

boobaholic 

A person (male/female) deeply obsessed with boobs.Like an alchoholic ,only the object of affection being breasts.
Katy:he's staring at my boobs
Karen:He's a boobaholic!
boobaholic by Catherine Tramel March 7, 2009

Boobonic 

adj. Used to describe a woman with pleasant breasts.
She is boobonic
Boobonic by Gigajacob December 29, 2008