bonkercola

An off shoot of coca cola that makes you go bonkers.

A special soda that my cousins kitten Bonkers makes

I tried to give my ucnle a sip of my new soda bonker-cola but he didn't like it

bonkercola by hghghg November 16, 2003

Bonercoaster 

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."

1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."

Bonercoaster by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

Bonercoaster 

When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again

So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster

Bonercoaster by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015

bonkercockie

Offbeat or slightly crazy or amusing,
When something goes wrong,
A greeting or goodbye reserved for someone of whom you are especially fond.

A fantastic concert would be described as "Totally Bonkercockie" or "What a Bonkercockie evening"
"It's all gone bonkercockie" would be used to describe a task which begins well but fails at the final hurdle.
Bonkercockie - A Humorous farewell.

bonkercockie by Ian Mullinger December 21, 2006

Bonercoma 

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

Bonercoma by YibboShakie January 6, 2025