Skip to main content

Bonerus

In keeping of the definition of the word "bonus" except, where as, pertaining to a situation which a male has a raging errection and could possibly enguage in sexual activity with a male or female depending on ones prefrence.
Tim: "I'm just happy to be home, were going to get so drunk and possibly get laid!"

Bob: "Yes tis a bonerus moment in time for all males!"
by Mr Rogers & Mr Bussian December 30, 2008
mugGet the Bonerus mug.

bonerus

a man's erection as a result of his partner's hotness
I saw Kindra in that lingerie and I got a bonerus!
by Texts, Drugs, Rock n' Roll February 26, 2009
mugGet the bonerus mug.

Bonerus Giganticus

A name of a species with a huge penis, the only known person of this species is Jarrett.
"Jarrett has a huge penis". "Thats because he is a Bonerus Giganticus"
by Jarrett/Garth June 24, 2008
mugGet the Bonerus Giganticus mug.

Elephantis Bonerus

A rare medical condition of having a huge boner like an elephant for a long period of time.
Did you notice my Elephantis Bonerus when I saw your mother yesterday?
by Dr. Elephantis, Dr. Bonerus January 4, 2010
mugGet the Elephantis Bonerus mug.

The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018
mugGet the The power of boners mug.

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise
by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013
mugGet the bonerise mug.

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013
mugGet the Hard Bonerism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email