Bonerus 

In keeping of the definition of the word "bonus" except, where as, pertaining to a situation which a male has a raging errection and could possibly enguage in sexual activity with a male or female depending on ones prefrence.

Tim: "I'm just happy to be home, were going to get so drunk and possibly get laid!"

Bob: "Yes tis a bonerus moment in time for all males!"

Bonerus by Mr Rogers & Mr Bussian December 30, 2008

bonerus 

a man's erection as a result of his partner's hotness

I saw Kindra in that lingerie and I got a bonerus!

bonerus by Texts, Drugs, Rock n' Roll February 26, 2009

Bonerus Giganticus 

A name of a species with a huge penis, the only known person of this species is Jarrett.

"Jarrett has a huge penis". "Thats because he is a Bonerus Giganticus"

Bonerus Giganticus by Jarrett/Garth June 24, 2008

Elephantis Bonerus 

A rare medical condition of having a huge boner like an elephant for a long period of time.

Did you notice my Elephantis Bonerus when I saw your mother yesterday?

Elephantis Bonerus by Dr. Elephantis, Dr. Bonerus January 4, 2010

The power of boners 

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.

Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"

The power of boners by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

bonerise by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013