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Bonermax
When a man is as physically aroused (hard) as possible in the moment; to reach maximum hardness. Similar to “looksmaxxing”, except it is an erection.
Bonermax by Brokenwindowpane March 2, 2026
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bonermational
Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?
Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !
Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !
bonermational by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011
Bonermattaphobia
Bonermattaphobia by Crystal, Sarah, Eszter December 28, 2007
Bonermatic
Bonermatic by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011
bonerman
When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”
bonerman by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019
Bonermania
One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania
Bonermania by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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