bonermax

The maximum firmness of which the male genital can achieve under normal circumstances.

Woah man my dick is so hard I think I might hit a new bonermax

bonermax by Bonermax March 5, 2025

Bonermax

When a man is as physically aroused (hard) as possible in the moment; to reach maximum hardness. Similar to “looksmaxxing”, except it is an erection.

Woah! James is totally bonermaxxing right now!

Bonermax by Brokenwindowpane March 2, 2026

bonermational 

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

bonermational by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011

Bonermattaphobia

The phobia of getting a boner while getting changed with a large group of males.

A homophobic male may suffer from bonermattaphobia

Bonermattaphobia by Crystal, Sarah, Eszter December 28, 2007

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.

I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.

Bonermatic by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011

bonerman

When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”

I went to a rager at Johns last night and saw a picture of his of his boner man... “bonerman”

bonerman by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

Bonermania 

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand

One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania

Bonermania by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011