bonerice

slang for an erect penis, or a group of erect penises

ezra, dude, why do u love bonerice so much?

by Kevin McAllister November 1, 2007

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

bonerizer

Something girls use to give guys boners.

shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010

bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

bonerizers

drugs that give old men erections

levitra and viagra are bonerizers

by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003