boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

boner smoker by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

Boner Smoke 

Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!

She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!

Boner Smoke by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011

bone smoker

Someone who is actually addicted to sucking dick.

She is such a bone smoker. I can't tell what she loves more, cigarettes, or penis in the mouth.

bone smoker by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008

Bone smoker

Someone who sucks dik

Rood boi 1- dat gal smokes bone
Rood boi 2- yeah shes gud at it

Bone smoker by stabbo massive and wat LT May 13, 2005

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

bone smoker by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

chain bone smoker 

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.

"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"

chain bone smoker by JGHanover November 16, 2007

bone smoke 

A person that is a contemptible idiot, fool, dolt.

I can't believe that bone smoke tired to get a refund for his pizza after he ate it.

It takes a real bone smoke to try and order from the kiddie menu.

bone smoke by speedork August 18, 2006