boner slam

the art of slamming your boner into ones mouth with agression and extreame force.

when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.

by A-disquit April 7, 2008

Slam-boner

A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.

There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.

by kdsj May 23, 2010

T-Bone Slam

When you have sex with a guy named Troy and he slams his genitalia into your rectum.

Ho#1: So girl how was your night with Troy?

Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!

by VICious213 May 16, 2011

Canadian bone slam

when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.

1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley

by dmillz April 22, 2008

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

BonersGames

He makes video walkthroughs for games on all gaming consoles. BonersGames also makes video walkthroughs for the Grand Theft Auto game series. see GTAmissions BonersGames' real name is Boner Jones.

Hey, did you watch the latest walkthrough from BonersGames?

by lulznaut May 1, 2010

Bonerslapped

when you smack someone in the face with your boner

when me and sally were doin it i "bonerslapped" her

by niteridder February 4, 2009