boner slam
when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.
boner slam by A-disquit April 7, 2008
Slam-boner
A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.
There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.
Slam-boner by kdsj May 23, 2010
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T-Bone Slam
Ho#1: So girl how was your night with Troy?
Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!
Ho#2: It was fun until he gave me the T-Bone Slam! I can't sit down!!!!
T-Bone Slam by VICious213 May 16, 2011
Canadian bone slam
when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.
1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley
Canadian bone slam by dmillz April 22, 2008
Slam Boned
Slam Boned by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011
BonersGames
He makes video walkthroughs for games on all gaming consoles. BonersGames also makes video walkthroughs for the Grand Theft Auto game series. see GTAmissions BonersGames' real name is Boner Jones.
BonersGames by lulznaut May 1, 2010
Bonerslapped
Bonerslapped by niteridder February 4, 2009
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