boner poo

(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.

I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.

boner poo by Agnellos Pizza November 10, 2009

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poo boner

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.

Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.

poo boner by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022

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poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.

poo boner by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

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boner pool

Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.

James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.

Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.

Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.

Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.

Ian: Let me give you two hands.

Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.

Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.

Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?

James: Church camp.

boner pool by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006