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poo boner 

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.
Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.
poo boner by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022

poo boner 

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
poo boner by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

boner pool 

Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.
James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.

Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.

Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.

Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.

Ian: Let me give you two hands.

Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.

Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.

Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?

James: Church camp.
boner pool by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

boner poops 

poops that are as hard as boners
Max had boner poops today.
boner poops by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016

POO BONE 

A NIG SLICE WHO FLOGES THE BOINALAID BACK IN 2095
POO BONE by ASS LUB February 26, 2024

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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