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boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys
Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore
by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017
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Boxer's lipstick

The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on
It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
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Bonerlepsy

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.
Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.
by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023
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