boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys

Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore

boner lips by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017

Boxer's lipstick 

The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on

It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.

Boxer's lipstick by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017

Bonerlepsy 

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.

Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.

Bonerlepsy by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012