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jacket boner 

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.
jacket boner by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

Jacket boner 

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.
HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner
Jacket boner by connor holling September 12, 2019

jacket boners 

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
jacket boners by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011

Bone Jacked 

Stealing the style of one who is dead.
Guy 1: "I was wearing some Brown/red leather pants, a white-collared button down shirt, and a big concho belt..."

Guy 2: "Soo... you Bone Jacked Jim Morrison?"
Bone Jacked by okaystfu May 15, 2009

jacked to the bone 

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.
Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.
jacked to the bone by al (: February 25, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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