boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

bener

very large been

wowwowowwowow hes got big bener

by beterr June 22, 2017

Bener

A good looking young boy who's not afraid of telling people having bad eyebrows.

"you have such terrible eyebrows!"
"wow, that was such a bener"

by nrmtu January 3, 2017

Bener

A good looking young boy who's not afraid of telling people having bad eyebrows.

"you have such terrible eyebrows!"
"wow, that was such a bener"

by nrmtu January 3, 2017

Bener

A good looking young boy who's not afraid of telling people having bad eyebrows.

"you have such terrible eyebrows!"
"wow, that was such a bener"

by nrmtu January 3, 2017