bonejacker 

A man who enjoys mutual masturbation with other men

Goddamnit, stop being such a bonejacker!

bonejacker by Luggage April 10, 2003

bonemaker

Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.

Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.

bonemaker by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004

Fonejacker 

1. Fonejacker is a 2007 comedy series for E4. The show revolves around prank calls carried out by Kayvan Novak, under a guise of one of several ridiculous characters, such as Mr. Doovdé, a man who pronounces abbreviations; Terry Tibbs, a used car salesman who conducts dodgy business over the phone; or George Agdgdgwngo, an African-based scamster. All calls featured in the show are real. The show began as a pilot for Channel 4 on their 'Comedy Lab' series.

2. Fonejacker (or The Fonejacker) is also the name of the prank caller, who is seen wearing a red bobble hat-come-balaclava, sunglasses, and large green coat. He is often pictured using a large early-model mobile phone, or atop a building (revealed to be Guy's Hospital, in London) using a USA payphone.

Fonejacker (as Terry Tibbs) - Wooden ladders - Talk to me!

Fonejacker (as George Agdgdgwngo) - Basically, we have discovered a pigeon inside the bank vault, sir.

Fonejacker (as Mr. Miggins) - LEICESTER SQUARE!

Fonejacker by artfulbadger September 9, 2007

Bonehawker 

Noun - Any person who stares at a man's package.

Verb - bonehawk'n - To check out a man's package.

n. - Who, Lisa? Yeah man she's a total bonehawker, she was staring at my balls all night.



v. - Hey yo, Tiny E, check it out man...that bitch is bonehawking you!

Bonehawker by Bing Stroh July 27, 2005

bonacker 

The name traditionally refers specifically to the working class families who live in an area called Springs (located in East Hampton, NY), Many of the original Bonac families in Springs were among the very early settlers of the town, having come from England, possibly Kent or Dorchester, Dorset, in the 1600s and 1700s.
The family names associated for generations with the term "Bonacker" include Miller, King, Bennett, and Lester.
For some three hundred years, Bonackers made their living as baymen, fishermen, and farmers. Clams and clamming -- both hardshell and softshell -- were at the heart of Bonac culture and cuisine. Bonac specialties include clam pie, clam fritters, oysters, clam chowder (traditionally, never made with milk, but with tomatoes), bluefish, porgies, blowfish, eel, and blue crabs

Look at his truck! You can tell he is a bonacker.

bonacker by LePolkaDot May 22, 2008

fonejacker 

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.

fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.

fonejacker by pompey777 September 22, 2007

fonejacker 

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

fonejacker by Hariki January 1, 2009