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Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome 

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

cadet bone spurs 

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.
I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.
cadet bone spurs by Randall Spencer February 3, 2018

Bone Spurious 

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}
{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}
Bone Spurious by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Saving Private Bone Spurs

The refrain of MAGAt Republicans to shield Diaper Donald from prosecution.
Even though they know he is corrupt and a pathological liar, the MAGAt Republicans remain committed to Saving Private Bone Spurs, their scoundrel in the White House Hour.

Bonespur 

Noun: A person who attempts to get out of work or an unpleasant situation by creating a diversion or lying. A cowardly person who can't be counted on.
"Stop being a bonespur and get it done!"
Bonespur by Mark L Betts August 12, 2019

Bonespurz 

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker
He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft
Bonespurz by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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