bone spur

What you conveniently have to get out of the Vietnam War.

Military: You gotta serve donald
Donald: I can't I have bone spurs, they're getting pretty bigly
Military: ok

by Falsifications May 24, 2018

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

cadet bone spurs

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.

I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.

by Randall Spencer February 3, 2018

Bone Spurious

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}

{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Bonespur

Noun: A person who attempts to get out of work or an unpleasant situation by creating a diversion or lying. A cowardly person who can't be counted on.

"Stop being a bonespur and get it done!"

by Mark L Betts August 12, 2019

Bonespurz

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker

He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft

by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Bonespured

{the cowardly act of avoiding a unpleasant task or job}

{He bonespured his way out of Vietnam}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019