Boneboxer (n): Having a boner in (his/the) boxers/shorts.
Slang that evolved among me and some friends a few years back, when we were camping, and I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee, not noticing I had a boner in my boxers. Unfortunately some of my friends that were still up noticed.
Typically used in an inappropriate and objectifying manner to refer to a woman’s private parts, refer to the woman herself, or how a man might treat a woman.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.