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A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019
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The greatest man alive and is Bateson bum fiddle
Manny: BOLONGOLI , get that in the back of your net
bolongoli by Albert moss February 2, 2021
Mmmmm bolonga
bolonga by annonybitch August 31, 2013

Blongosphere 

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).
I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.
Blongosphere by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006

bolingoli 

Lukaku - Greatest football player to grace the universe

#freetheshine
“Bolingoli!!! You can do a lot of things but you cannot stop the shine!”
bolingoli by A1dCcyc April 24, 2021
A dude that is cool, funny, and mad chill.
He's really chill, he's such a Bolong!
Bolong by lolzkeets October 23, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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