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bologna tits 

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.
After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.
bologna tits by Chunners January 7, 2008

bologna tits 

Titties that look like bolagna loafs.
That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.
bologna tits by tim taylor May 13, 2005

bologna tits 

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay
bologna tits by Heisenberg125 December 22, 2013

Balogna Tits 

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.
Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."
Balogna Tits by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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