bollards

"You can suck my bollards you American son of a b*$#&!

bollards by NAS March 6, 2004

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Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011

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The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

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He had his hand down his pants, playing a game of pocket billards.

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A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

Bollard by amyloulou January 17, 2008

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A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.

Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!

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A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

Bollard by Oni16 May 2, 2006

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