A douchebag that people dislike so much, that a boulder should fall on him. Boulderdouches take everything they say to people from whatever TV show they watched the night before.
Blake: hey whats up shitfaced cockmasters?
*walks away*
Juan: god i wish that boulderdouche would just die...
A bald man who is a mix of a douchebag and a prophet, indirectly calling you out on the littlest shit you do in front of your friends. He gains followers by being a general douche.
Ryan *drops his pencil* Mr. Bereshka: "Whoever dropped their pencil does not care about learning. Form 2 and a FUCK YOU FOR YOU RYAN!" Ryan: *under his breath* "Why the hell does Bereshka have to be a balderdouche?!"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.