A douchebag that people dislike so much, that a boulder should fall on him. Boulderdouches take everything they say to people from whatever TV show they watched the night before.
Blake: hey whats up shitfaced cockmasters?
*walks away*
Juan: god i wish that boulderdouche would just die...
A bald man who is a mix of a douchebag and a prophet, indirectly calling you out on the littlest shit you do in front of your friends. He gains followers by being a general douche.
Ryan *drops his pencil* Mr. Bereshka: "Whoever dropped their pencil does not care about learning. Form 2 and a FUCK YOU FOR YOU RYAN!" Ryan: *under his breath* "Why the hell does Bereshka have to be a balderdouche?!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.