boggledwarf 

A Boggledwarf is a representation of all self absorbed or ill-mannered people in the immediate vicinity.

"Man, it feels like I'm not allowed to do anything with all this boggledwarf around!"

boggledwarf by TheDescripter101 February 27, 2024

Foggledwarf 

Having sexual relations with vertically challenged or feline Americans

"Oh wow! Did you see that guy foggledwarf Mr. Sniffles?!"

"I think I'm gonna go and foggledwarf that mountain lion."

Foggledwarf by Eric Studstrup March 5, 2011