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A person who is being so dumb they can relate to their chimpanzee ancestors.

Mike: It's you're not your!
Pepe: No it ain't fucking boffoon!

boffoon by brolyleman June 15, 2016

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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

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Related Words

boffoon • buffoon • baffoon • buffoonery • Baffoonery • Booffoon • Buffoonishly idiotic • Baffoonaganism • Baffoonary • baffoonerism

swaggering buffoonery

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.

Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swaggering buffoonery by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

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warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

warthog-faced buffoon by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015

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Master at the art of buffoonery

An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.

Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery

Master at the art of buffoonery by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023

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Buffoonery

Act of a clown, foolishness, tomfoolery. Was created by the great Michael Arzola

"the film is full of wordplay and buffoonery"

Buffoonery by DemzFactsYo August 5, 2020

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A Buffoon's Buffoon

Worst of the worst. A royal ass who majors in douchebaggary.

My boss is a bad person with a social disorder. He mumbles to himself and makes people uncomfortable whenever they talk to him. He's a buffoon's buffoon.

A Buffoon's Buffoon by axecident March 15, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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