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Giving a handjob in a public movie theater
Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!
boebert by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023
Related Words
boetb • boebert • boet • boeboe • BOTB • boatboy • Boethiah • Boeberting • bootboy • Betbios
(n.) A type of insect found in the New York Times newsroom. Aptly named after NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens.
Sleep tight, don’t let the Bretbugs bite.

Dude, Bret Stephens tried to get me fired for calling him a “Bretbug.” LOL!

I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a "Bretbug" to my face.
Bretbug by TheShortWayUp August 27, 2019

bootbeer 

Having a beer, or alcohol beverage, out of an esky, from the boot, or trunk of a car.
Let's all have a bootbeer after our basketball game tonight. I've got a slab on ice.
bootbeer by Hewy from Oz February 9, 2018

Lauren Boebert 

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

The Boebert 

To receive a handjob at a public theater
Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!
The Boebert by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023
N: A handjob given in a theater full of families
I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.
Boebert by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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