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She's a boetb
boetb by Boetb25 September 13, 2020
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Giving a handjob in a public movie theater
Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!
boebert by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023
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(n.) A type of insect found in the New York Times newsroom. Aptly named after NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens.
Sleep tight, don’t let the Bretbugs bite.

Dude, Bret Stephens tried to get me fired for calling him a “Bretbug.” LOL!

I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a "Bretbug" to my face.
Bretbug by TheShortWayUp August 27, 2019

bootbeer 

Having a beer, or alcohol beverage, out of an esky, from the boot, or trunk of a car.
Let's all have a bootbeer after our basketball game tonight. I've got a slab on ice.
bootbeer by Hewy from Oz February 9, 2018

Lauren Boebert 

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

The Boebert 

To receive a handjob at a public theater
Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!
The Boebert by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023
N: A handjob given in a theater full of families
I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.
Boebert by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023
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