One who likes cake... and pie... and booty... and literally anything that can be eaten...LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Also Cannot Die so good to have by your side, just be wary he may eat you taco... or your sausage. No matter what your cake is fucked.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"