One who likes cake... and pie... and booty... and literally anything that can be eaten...LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Also Cannot Die so good to have by your side, just be wary he may eat you taco... or your sausage. No matter what your cake is fucked.
person 1"Boblikecake ate my cake!"
person 2"What cake?"
person 1 "What do you mean 'what cake?' Can't you see my ass is gone!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).